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INSTANT Payments To YOUR Paypal Account! NO Selling – NOT An MLM – NO Cold Calling! Visit Our Site… dailyprofitsplus.com 1. “How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!'” – Unknown 2. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” – Will Rogers 3. “Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz 4. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” – Unknown 5. “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Brian Gerald O’Driscoll 6. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde 7. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln (paraphrase from the Bible, ‘Proverbs’ 17 8. “The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” – Unknown 9. “The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.” – Albert Einstein 10. “I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” – Unknown 11. “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” – Bill McGlashen 12. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe 13. “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets