Albert Einstein went to a party and asked people their IQ He asked this guy and the guy said,”120″. Einstein said, “great, we can talk about nuclear fission”. then he asked this girl and she said,”110″ and he said “great, we can talk about the angle of the worlds axis.” and finally he went up to this guy and the guy said,”51″ and Einstein said, “how bout them Vols!” Vanderbilt University-The REAL University of Tennessee.
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Olympic Medals Symbolism
Truth You Can Wake Up To – 8th May 2012 Host Samuel William primes the audience for his escapades coming this week and also makes a visit to the Olympic medal exhibition to discover the meaning behind the symbolism. When he doesn’t find it, he has to use his own nouse.
ALERT: Olympic Military Exercise
Truth You Can Wake Up To – 2nd May 2012 Host Samuel William discusses the up-coming military exercise ‘operation olympic guardian’ where the british military and police will be arming up and demonstrating their manliness to the general public. The name sounds dangerously close to ‘vigilant guardian’ which was a military exercise that took place on 9/11.
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East vs. West Rap Battle! Made by Gift Rapped: www.giftrapped.com Lyrics [West] The West got something hot cooking in the kitchen. You wanna be on a poster, come see Blake Griffin, We’re 3 point swishing, Kobe Bryant winning West will win, we’re not waitin on Decision Get crossed up we leave you all shook Chris Paul, D Will, or Russell Westbroook How do you want it? We’re the best cuz we’re suppose to be Dynamic duo with Duncan and Ginoboli [East] You hopeless G, totally mad confused Cuz if you stepping to the East you definitely gon’ lose D wade crossing over’ll break both of your knees After that you gonna get dunked on by the man KG Crazy, when Rondo swagging driving down the lane Pass it off to Joe John let him do his thing Ray Allen making it rain, do I gotta explain? When Dwight Howard hits the paint, you gonna feel the pain! [Hook] NBA All-Star 2011 You think you an All-Star? Come on let’s get it. We’re in LA, a building of legends. Yep I’m an All-Star that’s right I said it. [East] The East always full of them All-Stars Horford and Chris Bosh you know we ball hard Amare Stoudemire gonna make it rain fire And Lebron James will cause your whole team to retire D Rose getting wet coming with the finesse There’s no contest even if we playing out west Stop second guessing the East is all veterans Paul Pierce shooting the lights out, any questions? [West] Nah, no questions, I got all the answers bruh Carmelo Anthony and Kevin Durantula We got more handles than you can …
2011 NBA All-Star Rap Battle: East vs. West
East vs. West Rap Battle! Made by Gift Rapped: www.giftrapped.com Lyrics [West] The West got something hot cooking in the kitchen. You wanna be on a poster, come see Blake Griffin, We’re 3 point swishing, Kobe Bryant winning West will win, we’re not waitin on Decision Get crossed up we leave you all shook Chris Paul, D Will, or Russell Westbroook How do you want it? We’re the best cuz we’re suppose to be Dynamic duo with Duncan and Ginoboli [East] You hopeless G, totally mad confused Cuz if you stepping to the East you definitely gon’ lose D wade crossing over’ll break both of your knees After that you gonna get dunked on by the man KG Crazy, when Rondo swagging driving down the lane Pass it off to Joe John let him do his thing Ray Allen making it rain, do I gotta explain? When Dwight Howard hits the paint, you gonna feel the pain! [Hook] NBA All-Star 2011 You think you an All-Star? Come on let’s get it. We’re in LA, a building of legends. Yep I’m an All-Star that’s right I said it. [East] The East always full of them All-Stars Horford and Chris Bosh you know we ball hard Amare Stoudemire gonna make it rain fire And Lebron James will cause your whole team to retire D Rose getting wet coming with the finesse There’s no contest even if we playing out west Stop second guessing the East is all veterans Paul Pierce shooting the lights out, any questions? [West] Nah, no questions, I got all the answers bruh Carmelo Anthony and Kevin Durantula We got more handles than you can …