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INSTANT Payments To YOUR Paypal Account! NO Selling – NOT An MLM – NO Cold Calling! Visit Our Site… dailyprofitsplus.com 1. “How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!'” – Unknown 2. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” – Will Rogers 3. “Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz 4. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” – Unknown 5. “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Brian Gerald O’Driscoll 6. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde 7. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln (paraphrase from the Bible, ‘Proverbs’ 17 8. “The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” – Unknown 9. “The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.” – Albert Einstein 10. “I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” – Unknown 11. “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” – Bill McGlashen 12. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe 13. “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets

Bill Hicks ★ on Handguns ★ Crime in America – Rodney King Trial (Video)

Bill is back again, this time with a variety of clips. He talks about America crime rate vs. England the use of handguns, along with the infamous Rodney King beating, LA police officer trial. FAIR USE NOTICE: This Video may contain copyrighted (©) material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. Such material is made available to advance understanding of ecological, political, human rights, economic, democracy, scientific, moral, ethical, and social justice issues, etc. It is believed that this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 USC Section 107, this material is distributed without profit to those who have expressed a prior general interest in receiving similar information for research and educational purposes. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use All comedy and filming production are the intellectual property of those listed. If you enjoy the comedy, please honor the rights of the owners to receive compensation for their gifts and effort – purchase their work.