33 thoughts on “Bill Hicks on dance clubs”

  1. If women didn’t exist, nightclubs wouldn’t exist either. They only serve one function as far as men are concerned.

  2. i also hate night clubs but also somehow too funny

    listen to zappas “disco boy”

  3. Yeah, everyone’s ignorant. It is one’s problem if they don’t know.

  4. Damn right…I hate dancing…I hate fake ******** puke *****…but standing around in a corner does get you laid sometimes for some reason…so…***** it.

  5. hahah I hear ya. At least that 5% remaining is pretty ******** great.. and that’s actually a lot of ******** people.

  6. As much as a genius and prophet Bill Hicks was, i think people just eat up everything he says because he is Bill Hicks… In my opinion clubs are a great place to go every weekend to escape the soul crushing reality of that 9 to 5 job, or maybe not, maybe just for the love of music. People brought together for the love of dance and music, and whats that thing called that the internet is destroying? Oh yeah…human interaction

  7. Night clubs are a roll of the dice. Most nights out are boring/suck and empty your wallet getting drunk. Some nights work out to be great. But for the most part there are so many factors that can ***** up a great night and thats why I say most of the time clubs suck. So much ******** drama. I hate humans.

  8. I had the same 5% revelation last Saturday whilst bartending at a local dance club.

  9. I am…*EXACTLY*….like that hate camel thing.

    I try to socialize with people once in a while, and every time I socialize all it does is remind me how stupid most people are. And the amount of time it takes for me to get lonely enough to try socializing seems to be growing longer and longer. Eventually it’ll be so long I’ll just become a hermit or something. My “hate camel hump” is grows all the time.

    What do you do when you don’t even like 95% of your own species?

  10. I don’t like dance clubs that much too
    I think is boring
    and girls rarely want to *****
    just some kisses

  11. I use this video to explain to my friends why I don’t like dance clubs.

  12. What! Dance clubs are AWESOME!! I LOVE it when some strange drunken ******** is grinding his boner against my leg!! What’s sucks is that I love to dance, but I hate the meat market mentality.

  13. I know…I hate most people too.

    Just socialize with the people that you identify with.

    “A man is defined by the company he keeps”.

  14. There are more of us out there, I’m just the same, I went out tonight, and I just got.. frustrated. So I went home and watched this.

    In the words of Bill himself: “people who hate people, join hands”.

  15. All I can say is, if you can’t dance, you better be FUNNY! Ha ha we love bill Hicks…

  16. Right on Bill! Dance clubs are absolutely fascinating and terrifying when one looks at them from an anthropolical perspective. Everyone in there is judged by how they dance, how they look, and even worse by their overall demeanor. This is because verbal communication is impossible.
    If you want to understand facsism and the persecution of outsiders go to a dance club and look around!

  17. naw, they’re pretty boring, just a place to go get laid with a dumb ***** (or make long paragraphs over analyzing why you dont get laid there).
    night clubs = zzzzZZzzzZzz

    Some people Love them and glorify them, some people demonize them.

    And whoever talked BS about persecution of outsiders has never heard of peacocking.

  18. he’s dead man as of 1994 i believe but he was a smart guy and knew alot about the corruption within politics and he was very insightful too, not just a standard comedian.. in my opinion.

  19. I agree with everything you say, except that the world is far, far better educated and the distribution of knowledge is far more widespread than ever before. Because of the internet, the availability of cheap books and guaranteed education (at least in the first world) it’s each individuals responsibility to mature and educate themselves appropriately. Ignorance can’t be blamed on the failings of others.

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