A gripping, ExPLOSIVE, astronomically epic movie that will wrench your brain as you suffocate in excitement. A vivid depiction of the most ground-shakingly vital crises the world has ever known. Enjoy this catastrophically complex plot and try not to die. “The movie of the century!” -Barrack Obama “This movie will change your life!” -Ghandi “The answer to the meaning of life.” -Albert Einstein “My spoon is too big.” -unknown but reliable source