30 thoughts on “George Carlin – common experiences”

  1. oh my god!!!!
    this is the hardest i have laughed at something in a long time.
    Thank God for George Carlin.

  2. Same here. He was an amazing comedian, and we share the same fascination/contempt for our own species.

  3. so you claim that you never use the expression “oh my god” even your (I presume then) atheist?

  4. The best thing about this guy is he never laughs at his own jokes. Not only does he HAVE the best jokes, he DELIVERS them the very best, too.

  5. It may not be possible to sneeze while pissing, but it certainly is possible to sneeze while taking a *****, and boy does that hurt. Though not as much as sneezing while having a back injury…

  6. The King of comedy^… ***** Dane Cook, Jo Koy, and (Plagiarist) Carlos Mencia. Here you have the real deal.

  7. you are such a ******** idoit.why do you post this *****.******** *******

  8. TUESDAYS ARE RIGHT OUT! Carlin was a beautiful homo-sexual man. He was the best homosexual in the world! His name was George. His hobbies included homosexuality, quiet walks on the beach and homosexual practices. Once he quit smoking, but not homosex! He loved to engage in homosexual practices every day except Tuesday for some reason. I don’t know why. Maybe it was because he was a homosexual.

  9. The only person who can laugh at his own jokes and get away with it: Mitch Hedberg.

  10. George Carlin was a fantastic stand-up comedian and brought large amounts of laughter and tears to many people. He will be sorely missed.

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