That’s another good thing about Bush being gone, man. Because for the last 12 years with Reagan and Bush we have had fundamentalist Christians in the white house. Fundamentalist Including that wacky fire and brimstone ending. Revelations Tell me when Lord, tell me when. Fundamentalist Christianity, fascinating. These people actually believe the world is twelve thousand years old. Well how fvcking scientific. Didn’t know you went to so much trouble. You believe the world is 12000 years old? Muh-uh. You think it would be mentioned in the fvcking bible. The trail was blocked was a huge brontosaurus. What a big fvcking lizard, Lord. But Jesus was unafraid. And removed the splinter from his paw. And Jesus sent him to Scotland. Americans brought their fat fvcking dollars. But get this. Dinosaur fossils. How does this fit into your view of life. Dinosaur fossils? God put those here to test our faith! Does that trouble anyone here? Some prankster god, running around. We will see who believes in me now. Ho ho ho. You die and saint peter, flying lizards? God was fvcking with you! It seemed so plausible!!…. Ever notice how people who believe in Creationism seem really unevolved? I believe god created me in one day. Well… definitely looks like he rushed it…. patcondell zackiechan giivideo
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George Carlin Philosophy (Part 2): Religion and Consumerism
More words of wisdom from Carlin Theatre. WARNING: I apologize for any audio or video burps, but sometimes the audio overlaps and I have to cut it where it ends. Doing so allows for brief flashes of video or audio due to morons interupting George, or camera changes in mid speech. Thanks.
George Carlin Philosophy (Part 1): The End of America and Social Stratification
Words of wisdom from Carlin Theatre. WARNING: I apologize for any audio or video burps, but sometimes the audio overlaps and I have to cut it where it ends. Doing so allows for brief flashes of video or audio due to morons interupting George, or camera changes in mid speech. Thanks.
Christians Fundamentalists Creationists Bush -Bill Hicks
That’s another good thing about Bush being gone, man. Because with Bush and Reasan over the last 12 years Including that wacky fire and brimstone ending. Revelations Tell me when Lord, tell me when. Fundamentalist Christianity, fascinating. These people actually believe the world is twelve thousand years old. Well how fucking scientific. Didn’t know you went to so much trouble. You believe the world is 12000 years old? Muh-uh. You think it would be mentioned in the fucking bible. The trail …
George Carlin on MAD TV – Touched by an Atheist
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 — June 22, 2008) is dead. No euphemisms. Nothing to soften the blow. He’s fucking dead. And awesome, don’t forget awesome.