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2011 NBA All-Star Rap Battle: East vs. West

East vs. West Rap Battle! Made by Gift Rapped: www.giftrapped.com Lyrics [West] The West got something hot cooking in the kitchen. You wanna be on a poster, come see Blake Griffin, We’re 3 point swishing, Kobe Bryant winning West will win, we’re not waitin on Decision Get crossed up we leave you all shook Chris Paul, D Will, or Russell Westbroook How do you want it? We’re the best cuz we’re suppose to be Dynamic duo with Duncan and Ginoboli [East] You hopeless G, totally mad confused Cuz if you stepping to the East you definitely gon’ lose D wade crossing over’ll break both of your knees After that you gonna get dunked on by the man KG Crazy, when Rondo swagging driving down the lane Pass it off to Joe John let him do his thing Ray Allen making it rain, do I gotta explain? When Dwight Howard hits the paint, you gonna feel the pain! [Hook] NBA All-Star 2011 You think you an All-Star? Come on let’s get it. We’re in LA, a building of legends. Yep I’m an All-Star that’s right I said it. [East] The East always full of them All-Stars Horford and Chris Bosh you know we ball hard Amare Stoudemire gonna make it rain fire And Lebron James will cause your whole team to retire D Rose getting wet coming with the finesse There’s no contest even if we playing out west Stop second guessing the East is all veterans Paul Pierce shooting the lights out, any questions? [West] Nah, no questions, I got all the answers bruh Carmelo Anthony and Kevin Durantula We got more handles than you can …

Obama is No All-Star…

What’s next? I’ll tell you what’s next… Barack Obama at the all-star game. Last night Barack Obama threw out the first pitch at the all-star game. He walked out onto the mound and lobbed the ball over the plate. When he was done he went into the stands had a couple of hot dogs and a couple of beers. In the 2nd inning he went into the commentators booth and talked to Joe Buck about how great his life is. Are you freaking kidding me?! Did I miss something? Was there a memo that went out that said the econmy had turned around? That un-employment was on it’s way down? Was there a memo that said Iran and North Korea are no longer developing nuclear weapons? Of course not! There was no memo! Would somebody tell Barack Obama, he’s the President of the United States. That’s not a 40 hour a week job! 7 days a week, 24 hours a day this guy should be up at the freaking White House thinking of ways to make this country a better place! Nobody asked him to run for President. Nobody walked into Barack Obama’s room late at night, grabbed him by the ears and told him he was going to run for president. He decided! He begged people to freaking vote for him. I love these senators, congressman , mayors and presidents; they beg people to vote for them and then when they get elected they act like they are doing us a freaking favor by just being in office. Well let me tell you something Barack, you’re not doing us any favors! The country is falling apart and this guy is at a freaking baseball …