This version is from the album By a Poor College Student by Sethy Got Sexed. Cover art by Constance Bell, music and lyrics by Seth Billyard, and recording and mastering by Capp Audio Productions. Lyrics: I’d like to be everything you ask of me I’d like to be everything you think I could be But I don’t see how that is possible Because you’re so damn stupid all the time I’d like to be Mr. Man that you look up to I’d like to be “Shake my hand” and “I love you, too” But I don’t see how that is possible Because you’re so damn stupid all the time What makes you think that I could be an astronaut? What makes you think that I could be the president? What makes you think that I would play guitar for you And do everything you wanted all the time? I’d like to be someone you would dream about I’d like to be someone you could fall in love with But I don’t see how that is possible Because you’re so damn stupid all the time You do not see what is in front of you All that you want is everything that will not come true I do not know how it is possible But you are so damn stupid all the time What makes you think that I could be a millionaire? What makes you think that I could be a movie star? What makes you think that I would play guitar for you And do everything you wanted all the time? What makes you think that love is in a prince’s crown? What makes you think it’s only real if it rains when they are gone? Why can’t you see that I would play guitar for you And love you like you wanted …