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George Carlin on Soft Language
George Carlin talks about soft language from the special Doin’ It Again. If not ‘THE’, certainly one of the best comedians ever. RIP George 1937-2008 (this cut out for a second during the upload somehow, so no this was not intentionally edited. This notation will probably not be read by many considering how most people don’t take the time to read descriptions and welcome any opportunity to hear themselves spew ‘verbal diarrhea’)
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George Carlin’s classic standup routine about the importance of ‘Stuff’ in our lives. This was from his appearance at Comic Relief in 1986. Farewell George 1937-2008 www.HaphazardStuff.com
(Albert) Einstein vs Stephen Hawking – Epic Rap Battles of History 7 Audio – nicepeter [HD]
Dont forget to subscribe!! Visit nicepeter’s channel here: www.youtube.com WATCH EVERY MONTH 4 A NEW Epic Rap Battles of History!! Lyrics ———————————————————————————————————— Albert Einstein When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown. So take a seat Steve Oop! I see you brought your own. What’s with your voice? I can’t frickin tell. You sound like WALL-E Having sex with a Speak & Spell I’ll school you anywhere MIT to Oxford All your fans with be like: “um, that was Hawk-ward” I’m as dope as two rappers You better be scared Cause that means Albert E=MC squared Stephen Hawking You’ve got no idea what you’re messing with here boy I got 12 inch rims on my chair, that’s how I roll y’all You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll I’ll be stretching out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind I’m the best I’m the Snoop Dogg of Science I’ll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulder of giants Albert Einstein I’m a giant whose shoulders you’d have stood on, if you can stand I’ll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand You can’t destroy matter or me, for serious Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was Steven Hawking There are 10000000 Million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million, particles in the universe that we can observe …